"I Will Not Die Sober" T-Shirt
"I Will Not Die Sober" T-Shirt
"I Will Not Die Sober" T-Shirt
"I Will Not Die Sober" T-Shirt
"I Will Not Die Sober" T-Shirt

"I Will Not Die Sober" T-Shirt

$29.00
Color:Black
Size:S
Quantity:

Sizing

T-Shirts:

SIZE 		 LENGTH (Inches)
WIDTH (Inches)
XS
27
31 - 34
S 28 34 - 37
M 29 38 - 41
L 30 42 - 45
XL 31 46 - 49
2XL 32 50 - 53
3XL 33 54 - 57
4XL 34 58 - 61
5XL 35 62 - 65

 

Measurement & Size Tips:

Hoodies:

SIZE 		 LENGTH (Inches)
CHEST (Inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (Inches)
S 27 38 - 41
33 ½
M 28
42 - 45
34 ½
L 29
46 - 49
35 ½
XL 30
50 - 53
36 ½
2XL 31
54 - 57
37 ½
3XL 32
58 - 61
38 ½
4XL 33
62 - 65
39 ½
5XL 34 66 - 69
40 ½

 

Measurement & Size Tips:

Sweatshirts:

SIZE
 LENGTH (Inches)
CHEST (Inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (Inches)
S
27
38 - 41
33 ½
M
28
42 - 45
34 ½
L
29
46 - 49
35 ½
XL
30
50 - 53
36 ½
2XL
31
54 - 57
37 ½
3XL
32
58 - 61
38 ½
4XL
33
62 - 65
39 ½
5XL
34
66 - 69
40 ½ 

 

Measurement & Size Tips:

Sizing

T-Shirts:

SIZE 		 LENGTH (Inches)
WIDTH (Inches)
XS
27
31 - 34
S 28 34 - 37
M 29 38 - 41
L 30 42 - 45
XL 31 46 - 49
2XL 32 50 - 53
3XL 33 54 - 57
4XL 34 58 - 61
5XL 35 62 - 65

 

Measurement & Size Tips:

Hoodies:

SIZE 		 LENGTH (Inches)
CHEST (Inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (Inches)
S 27 38 - 41
33 ½
M 28
42 - 45
34 ½
L 29
46 - 49
35 ½
XL 30
50 - 53
36 ½
2XL 31
54 - 57
37 ½
3XL 32
58 - 61
38 ½
4XL 33
62 - 65
39 ½
5XL 34 66 - 69
40 ½

 

Measurement & Size Tips:

Sweatshirts:

SIZE
 LENGTH (Inches)
CHEST (Inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (Inches)
S
27
38 - 41
33 ½
M
28
42 - 45
34 ½
L
29
46 - 49
35 ½
XL
30
50 - 53
36 ½
2XL
31
54 - 57
37 ½
3XL
32
58 - 61
38 ½
4XL
33
62 - 65
39 ½
5XL
34
66 - 69
40 ½ 

 

Measurement & Size Tips:

Why Die Sober When You Can Die Drunk?

This Premium T-Shirt is a game-changer you can't afford to miss. Boasting a classic set-in crew neck collar, sleek tapered shoulders, and precise side-seam stitching for next-level durability. With its buttery soft, Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is designed for both comfort and style. Elevate your look by snagging yours today.

  • Regular Fit
  • Runs true to size
  • Classic set-in crew neck collar
  • Tapered shoulders for a polished look
  • Side-seam stitching for enduring durability
  • Incredibly soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz - the sweet spot for comfort and breathability
  • Material: 100% Cotton

      FAQ

      Shipping

      Yes, we ship all over the world. However, shipping times and costs vary depending on the destination country.

      Please be aware that the times given are estimates, and the actual delivery might take a bit longer due to customs or other factors. More specific shipping times are provided underneath the 'Add to Cart' button.

      For our apparel products:

      United States of America (USA):

      • Shipping Time: 4-10 business days.

      United Kingdom (UK):

      • Shipping Time: 4-10 business days.

      Australia:

      • Shipping Time: 6-12 business days.

      Europe:

      • Shipping Time: 5-10 business days within the European Union, 10-20 business days for non-EU countries.

      Canada:

      • Shipping Time: 4-11 business days.

      International (Other countries not listed above):

      • Shipping Time: 10-30 business days depending on the destination.

      For our non-apparel products (Flags, Mugs, and Pillows etc.):

      Please note that these products generally take longer to ship due to their handmade nature.

      United States of America (USA):

      • Shipping Time: 12-16 business days.

      United Kingdom (UK):

      • Shipping Time: 15-19 business days.

      Australia:

      • Shipping Time: 24-26 business days.

      Europe:

      • Shipping Time: 14-18 business days within the European Union, 20-30 business days for non-EU countries.

      Canada:

      • Shipping Time: 20-23 business days.

      International (Other countries not listed above):

      • Shipping Time: 20-30 business days depending on the destination.

      Yes. Once your order is shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking information. You can use the tracking number to monitor the progress of your package.

      washing and care

      To ensure longevity, we recommend you machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. Avoid ironing the printed design, and do not dry clean.

      Sizing

      To find the perfect size for you, simply check out the "Size Chart" located right below the color options. Please note that our hats and beanies come in a versatile, one-size-fits-all design.